STIRLING SNIPPETS 27 APRIL, 2023

From President Malcolm

Malcolm Horton
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Fellow Rotarians, Family and Friends,

Since the start of April I have been pre-occupied with my role as stage manager for the Hills Musical Company’s 50th anniversary production of Kiss Me Kate. This opens on Friday 28/4 at the Stirling Community Theatre and runs for three weekends. Worth seeing if you enjoy musicals and my daughter Hayley is the director.
 
As a result, I was unable to be at the last meeting and I have been told Greg gave a very good talk, reflecting on the ANZAC tradition. Thank you, Greg.
 
Next Monday we have a visiting Rotarian from France, which I am sure will be very interesting. It is great to see some international visitors come to our club.
 
A summary of the recent committee and board meetings will be in the next newsletter hopefully.
 
Stay safe and well.
 

 IMAGINE ROTARY
 
 
 
Meeting of 24 April 2023
On the eve of Anzac Day, Greg Russell gave a thoughtful, well-researched and interesting presentation, ‘Reflections on Anzac Day’. He spoke about Gallipoli, about which we all know, but he didn’t dwell on it, devoting much time instead to the Western Front battles (Villers Bretonneux, Fromelles, in particular) and the actions in the Middle East (Sinai, Palestine, Syria) with the last great cavalry charge (on Beersheba), by the Australian Light Horse, being a highlight.
 
Outstanding leaders such as General John Monash, commander of the Australian army corps in France, and General Harry Chauvel, Australian Light Horse commander, emerged.
 
The ANZAC contribution to The Great War effort was massive and, as the following statistics show, accompanied by appalling casualties:
  • In 1914, Australia’s population was 5 million
  • 416,000 men enlisted; 332,000 served overseas
  • 60,000 killed; 135,000 wounded
  • (later provided by Greg) NZ’s population was less than 1 million
  • 18,000 killed; 40,000 wounded
The Great War, as with all wars, left a terrible legacy with families, not only with the deaths and maiming of loved ones, but because of the ongoing psychological trauma many soldiers experienced when they returned home.
 
 

Experiencing a Disaster (of sorts) First Hand...

Dan helped set up a full Shelterbox Display at the Barossa Air Show put on by the Rotary Club of Barossa Valley last week.  It was actually a terrific, professionally run event and great fun for all...except for the intrepid team of volunteers from the Rotaract Club of Adelaide. 
 
The allocated site appeared to be ideal, as it was right beside the entrance and beside the promised, popular helicopter rides.  By 11:30, though, 5 helicopters had arrived and started conducting 5 minute joy flights for $50 a person.  Each took off and landed every 5 minutes adding up to 24 VERY NOISY movements an hour beside our site.  In total, for all 5 helicopters over 5 hours that amounted to some 600 take-offs or landings which somewhat stifled ANY conversation with visitors.
 
...and worse, pilots on departure, normally backed off by raising the tail, tipping the nose and only then rotating to the left before flying off to the rear.  On one of the first take-offs immediately behind the display, the pilot immediately started to rotate to the left, away from the display while only a few feet off the ground and the resulting powerful downdraft sent the marquee, the table, all the display equipment, chairs and brochures flying in the every direction!
 
6,000 people were on site and it was not possible to relocate, so the team stuck it out with a pretty sorry looking display!  Spirits remained high, however, and it turned into a great. fun, team-building experience overall!
 
Check out the position of the departing helicopter.
This one rotated away but only after reaching
a safer height and distance.
 
It was still very loud, though!
 
All promised to return in 2 years’ time as long as a site nearer the food or the toilets was offered!
 
For a quick demonstration of the flight of a model fighter jet, click here.

 

It’s always good to think things through…


After being married for thirty years, a wife asks her husband to describe her.

He looks at her for a while... then says, ‘you're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.’

She asks... ‘What does that mean?’

He says, ‘Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.’

She smiles happily and says... ‘Oh, that's so lovely... What about I, J, K?’

He says, ‘I'm Just Kidding!’

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his private parts.
 
 
 
Upcoming Events
Club Meeting (Eileen Ferrand - France)
Stirling Hotel
May 01, 2023
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Stirling Hospital Board Room Meeting
May 08, 2023
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Committee and Board Meetings
Stirling Hotel
May 15, 2023
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Megan Graham, Shelterbox Response Team
Stirling Hotel
May 22, 2023
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Rotary International Conference (Melbourne)
Convention Centre Melbourne
May 26, 2023 – May 31, 2023
 
No Meeting Tonight (RI Convention)
May 29, 2023
 
Celebration Dinner - National Wine Centre
TBA
Jun 03, 2023
 
Club Meeting (PRIDS Stuart Heal/ Noel Trevaskis)
Stirling Hotel
Jun 05, 2023
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
No Meeting Tonight (Monarch's Birthday)
Jun 12, 2023
 
Committee and Board Meetings
Stirling Hotel
Jun 19, 2023
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Annual Changeover Dinner
TBA
Jun 23, 2023
6:00 PM – 8:30 PM
 
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John Osborne
April 11
 
John Stoddard
April 14
 
Ken Jeffery
April 18
 
Alan O'Donnell
April 24
 
Pauline Annear
April 30
 
Dick Wilson
May 22
 
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Socorro Wickens
April 10
 
Ken Jeffery
April 18
 
Pauline Annear
April 30
 
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Malcolm Horton
Jane Horton
April 22
 
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Jill Koehne
May 20
 
Dan Edmonds
Jill Edmonds
May 22
 
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Dick Wilson
April 1, 1986
37 years
 
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April 3, 2017
6 years
 
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April 13, 2015
8 years
 
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April 15, 2019
4 years
 
Steve Blacketer
April 20, 2015
8 years
 
John Norris
May 1, 1979
44 years
 
Ken Patterson
May 1, 1992
31 years
 
Mark Higgins
May 2, 2011
12 years
 
Pauline Annear
May 15, 2017
6 years
 
Dan Edmonds
May 28, 2012
11 years