Suddenly, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning
The good news is that I see an island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the bad news, though, is that it is uncharted and the odds are never to be rescued!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did we pay the mortgage this month?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Esther, did we pay our Visa and Mastercard yet?"
"Oh, forgive me, Abie," begged Esther. "I didn’t pay them, either."
Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years.
Esther pulls away and asks him, "What was that for?"
Abe answers, "They’ll find us!"